Sunday, November 2, 2008

And the winner is...

Hello, my name is Token Asian Friend and I have a fat baby.

The thing I love about having a fat baby is the different comments that are showered upon him.  Everyone has a comment.  The topics range from his girth, sibling and parent BMI history, genetics, nutrition, my upper body strength, my back, my mammary glands, how gravity affects his mobility, etc.  But, I have to give credit to those who have given truly unique and praiseworthy comments.  This post is for you.

Here are some of my favorite comments:

--Gravity is really taking a toll on those cheeks, huh buddy.

--Come roll that little guy over here.  I want to hold him. 

--Is he getting thinner, or am I just getting used to him?

--Your stroller is making ruts in my yard.

--It looks like he's sucking on two plums.

And the winner is:

--You just want to stick an apple in his mouth.

If you have any comments you wish to make about my fat baby, feel free to share.  

5 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Man, I wish you were in my ward. My husband and I play the Fat Baby game, and find the fattest baby in the ward.

I'm not proud of this, but today, a woman bore her testimony and mentioned that her baby, who is definitely the fattest one, is the closest thing to heaven she has ever known.

I leaned over and told my husband that apparently, Heaven is really fat. I should be ashamed of myself.

stillclueless said...

I love your fat baby. He looks just like mine did. Only different.

*MARY* said...

Click
here

to see the fattest baby in the world.

stillclueless said...

And you spent your extra hour hitting the refresh button at 2 a.m.? Hilarious! P.S. Mary's fat baby is cute, too!

Lar. said...

Ky got mad at me the other day because I wouldnt let her go over to squeeze his cheeks. I told her if she keeps squeezing them they will stay that way forever. ;D