The thing I love about having a fat baby is the different comments that are showered upon him. Everyone has a comment. The topics range from his girth, sibling and parent BMI history, genetics, nutrition, my upper body strength, my back, my mammary glands, how gravity affects his mobility, etc. But, I have to give credit to those who have given truly unique and praiseworthy comments. This post is for you.
Here are some of my favorite comments:
--Gravity is really taking a toll on those cheeks, huh buddy.
--Come roll that little guy over here. I want to hold him.
--Is he getting thinner, or am I just getting used to him?
--Your stroller is making ruts in my yard.
--It looks like he's sucking on two plums.
And the winner is:
--You just want to stick an apple in his mouth.
If you have any comments you wish to make about my fat baby, feel free to share.