Sunday, November 2, 2008

And the winner is...

Hello, my name is Token Asian Friend and I have a fat baby.

The thing I love about having a fat baby is the different comments that are showered upon him.  Everyone has a comment.  The topics range from his girth, sibling and parent BMI history, genetics, nutrition, my upper body strength, my back, my mammary glands, how gravity affects his mobility, etc.  But, I have to give credit to those who have given truly unique and praiseworthy comments.  This post is for you.

Here are some of my favorite comments:

--Gravity is really taking a toll on those cheeks, huh buddy.

--Come roll that little guy over here.  I want to hold him. 

--Is he getting thinner, or am I just getting used to him?

--Your stroller is making ruts in my yard.

--It looks like he's sucking on two plums.

And the winner is:

--You just want to stick an apple in his mouth.

If you have any comments you wish to make about my fat baby, feel free to share.  


Kristina P. said...

Man, I wish you were in my ward. My husband and I play the Fat Baby game, and find the fattest baby in the ward.

I'm not proud of this, but today, a woman bore her testimony and mentioned that her baby, who is definitely the fattest one, is the closest thing to heaven she has ever known.

I leaned over and told my husband that apparently, Heaven is really fat. I should be ashamed of myself.

stillclueless said...

I love your fat baby. He looks just like mine did. Only different.

*MARY* said...


to see the fattest baby in the world.

stillclueless said...

And you spent your extra hour hitting the refresh button at 2 a.m.? Hilarious! P.S. Mary's fat baby is cute, too!

Lar. said...

Ky got mad at me the other day because I wouldnt let her go over to squeeze his cheeks. I told her if she keeps squeezing them they will stay that way forever. ;D