Ethnically speaking

While filling out paperwork to get flu shots, a lot of deep questions pierced my soul.

The form had me list my race. This has always been an internal struggle, especially when it says "Choose one." To choose one would be to deny the other, and that just never felt right. In the end, though, I marked the box next to the race "Asian" as i always end up doing.

Then, the form had an ethnic group category. It said:

Hispanic: Yes _ No _

Wondering why they listed ten different races but only one ethnic group, I went ahead and marked "No."

Then I was faced with the task of filling out forms for my children who cross the color spectrum. Some of my children are OBVIOUSLY not Caucasian, and to say they are Caucasian might cause them to have identity issues. The other children have such strong (and recessive) Caucasian features that to call them Asian would be laughable. So, what do I do? Mark the dark ones Asian and the light ones Caucasian? Just pick one for all of them and hope for the best? Go for the minority because they are more likely to get scholarships?

Instead, because I was not yet willing to commit to one race or the other, I answered the form as truthfully as I could.

My children are of the Other race, but they are not ethnically Hispanic.

Take that, county health department. Try making statistics out of us now.

While turning left at the intersection of two major roads, I saw flashing lights spanning the road a block in front of us. The light turned green and we turned left as the cars next to us raced their way straight to the obviously blocked road.

"What makes them think they can cross through that intersection?" I asked my husband.


He replied, "Optimism."

Why is meal time so FRUSTRATING?

I'm pretty sure there was a time where parents didn't have to force their kids to eat.

Starvation did.

Those were the good ol' days.

Edit or dread it, PART I

A lot of you may feel I'm being harsh about the English spelling and grammar that I found in Asia, and I must make a point.

I will not ever make fun of how a person speaks. If someone is trying their best to communicate in a foreign language, my hat goes off to them, and they should be commended.

I will, however, make fun of things that are put into print, because seriously, they should have someone who speaks the language fluently check that. Don't worry, I also make fun of those people get Asian symbols tattooed on their bodies without checking with an Asian person if it makes sense. ("Why, yes, that symbol DOES mean proud . . . as in arrogant, overbearing, and insolent. Way to get that permanently inked onto your body.")

So, to start the "Edit or dread it" series, let's begin with Asian cards:

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When you don't want just a part of a dream to come true....

"Happy Birthday

May all your dream come true"

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When you don't really know what to say...

"Very Wonderfully and More Pleasantly

For You

Time over Something"

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"Love thy enemy" and send them a card.

"Especially Foe You"

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Whatever "It" is....

"For You

It is so grateful to have you around"

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In all honesty, this could have been edited by a native English speaker

(from 18th Century England)

"Happy Birthday

Cherish all you appy moments"

Mislabeled

I saw these at an Asian Market and had to buy them.

It says, "Bontex Underwear--For men only"

Turns out, it was mislabeled....

It should have said,

"Belt sold separately."

Which Scooter Speaks to You?

Your scooter is more than just a means of getting from point A to point B,

It is an outward expression of your inner self.

So, tell us...

Which scooter embodies the essence of you?

"Fast, First, and Best"

"The Scooter that adds style to life."

"Good Partner in your life."

"The Friendliest Scooter On Earth"

"For Your Nice Scene"

"Jog is fascinating to you."

"Set me free, let me alone."

"KYMCO brings out the genius in your choice."

"The Scooter form next generational KYMCO."

"No one in the world can be my best partner. Except the zippy difa duke dio tact for new generation."

"The better than than from KYMCO. Better."

"Shuttle in the city jengle, the new, speedy snail clan."

Asian Humor

Here are some funny stickers I found in a book store.

Seriously so funny!!!*

A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*

Genius!!!*

Where do they come up with this stuff?*

(* Written thick with sarcasm)