Sunday, November 30, 2008

My Trial

Today, my husband said to a room filled with people, "Hello.   Let me introduce myself.   My name is [his name], and I am a Pisces.  I am [age] years old.   My wife is sitting over there, and she is (reflective pause) older than me.   We have [x number] of children and quite possibly the fattest baby in the ward."

Would it hurt to be a little less honest?

5 comments:

stillclueless said...

That's my boy!

Amy said...

Sounds too familiar...:)

pamc said...

At least you can take comfort in the fact that he's not a liar.

michellejohnnie said...

My husband would love your husband's personality! In fact, it sounded like what my husband says - except he tells people I am 5 years older than I am!

Brooklyn said...

Wow, your hubby sounds as honest as my three year old. Yesterday she said, "mommy you have a big bum, can we cut it in half to make it a little bum?"