Wednesday, December 30, 2009
When my brother keeps his hair short, he looks a lot like Tiger Woods. That used to be a good thing.
Lately, he's been styling it differently. When I saw him at Christmas, I kept trying to pinpoint who he looked like.
Finally, it came to me, and I blurted it out, "You look like Jon Gosselin from 'Jon and Kate Plus Eight!'"
So sad that the only famous Half-Asian men to compare him to are scummy husbands.
Monday, December 21, 2009
Saturday, December 12, 2009
While watching "Little Einsteins"...
Leo (of "Little Einsteins"): The boy had a magic Christmas box. All he had to do was make a wish, and his Christmas gift appeared in the box. If you had a magic Christmas box, what would you wish for?
Daughter: A Barbie. No, wait, MAKE-UP!
Leo: Cool! I would wish for that too!
I wasn't at all surprised. I always wondered about that Leo.