I was shocked, and I stumbled through a response, but if I could have turned the clock back, this is what I would have said:
--We thought we were feeding him forumula, but it was actually protein shakes. Oopsie!
--If you think HE's big, you should see the twelve others I left at home.
--(tear up) He has a genetic condition.
--Oh, he's not mine. I'm just his wet-nurse.
--HE's fat. YOU lack social skills. Nobody's perfect.
--That's just swelling. He's allergic to stupid people. Looks like we chose the wrong line.