Angry Man: Who are you?
Me: Um, I believe I am supposed to ask you that question.
Angry Man: Oh, this is Kevin. Who are you?
Me: Are you looking for someone?
Angry Man: Yah, where's Bill.
Me: You have the wrong number.
Embarrassed Man: Oh! I am so sorry!
Person: Is this [name]'s Automotive?
Me: No, but their number is one number different from ours. Try ###-####.
Person: Wow, lots of people must make this mistake.
Old Lady: Is this the [random name]'s home?
Me: No, you must have the wrong number.
Old Lady: Okay, thank you.
1 minute later-Brrrrrrring
Old Lady: (frustrated) Oh, it's you again. Now, tell me, what numbers I am getting wrong? I have the last numbers as ####.
Me: Yes, those are the last four digits of my telephone number.
Old Lady: I must be mixing up the prefix, then. What prefix am I dialing?
Me: ###. Do you want me to look up a phone number for you?
Old Lady: (angrily) No, no. I don't need that. What prefix is [other city]?
Me: Well, there are a lot, but try this one. ###.
Old Lady: Thank you.
20 seconds later-Brrrrrrring
Old Lady: (shaky voice) Can you please help me?
Me: Is everything okay? Are you okay?
Old Lady: (crying) I need to call my sister, and I don't know the right phone number.
Me: Let me look up the phone number for you...
My Mission: To help random people, one wrong number at a time.