A friend came up to me and said, "Token Asian Friend, my daughter said the funniest thing. She was looking at your husband, and the light was casting a really weird shadow on his lip. She said, 'Look, daddy, Brother [my husband] has a moustache!'"
I replied, "That is a moustache."
(Laugh, then straight face) "Really?"
A neighbor came up to me today and said, "Token Asian Friend, who is responsible for these?" I look at the Sacrament Meeting Programs/Bulletins he held in his hand.
"I am. What did I do wrong this time?"
"Oh you did nothing wrong. We were just amazed by the amount of power you have!"
Then I saw it written in the bulletin...."* December 30--New Year's Eve"
So, mark your calendars, for your Token Asian Friend has spoken!