If you were to watch a movie with me, I don't blame you for dumping your popcorn on my head.
Incredibles: Only Elastigirl could give birth to Jack Jack. Look at his head!
Beauty and the Beast: The beast was cursed for 10 years until his 21st birthday...let's see, 21-10=11. Hello! He was 11! You were a stranger and you offered him a rose if he would let you in his house. Of course he's going to say no! Stranger Danger!
Give the kid a break, old hag!
Bambi: Traumatizing children is fun to do!
Aladdin: Modesty is for creepy old men and grandpas.
Peter Pan: Oh! So racism is acceptable as long as it is put in the form of a song. Good to know.
Lion King: Listen to the crazy monkey in my head. He knows the way!
Jungle Book: Wait...NO! Don't listen to the monkey! Bad monkey!
Tarzan: No, DO listen to the monkey. Respect the monkey. Fear the monkey. For one day, you will BE the monkey.
Pocahontas: I think the writers at Disney said, "History, Schmistory. Historical facts are for LOSERS!"
Dumbo: Under aged drinking was funny in the 1940s. Pink Elephants were not.
Monsters Inc: "See, there is nothing to be afraid of, little child. The monsters in your closet are FUNNY monsters! Now, sleep tight."
Mulan: You can roast pot stickers on a stick over an open flame? How did I not KNOW that?
Sleeping Beauty: Lots of red flags pop up here. Arranged marriage. Underaged female. Kind of sounds a little TOO familiar...
Cinderella: So, was this a Secrets of NIHM prequel? Because I saw a lot of talking vermin in that movie, too!
Cars: I don't get it. Where do baby cars come from?
In honor of Grandpa, who made us laugh.