What the... Is that dog poo? Cat poo? GROSS!!! How can that be? We don't have any pets. All we have is kids. Did the kids just poo on the bottom of the stairs?
Why would they do that? That is so disgusting! Who poops at the bottom of the stairs? When I find out which one did that, he/she is going to get it!
False alarm! It's just tiny statues of Buddha.
Darn Asian kids. Leaving their Buddha statues all over the place.