Wednesday, October 8, 2008

My Christmas Wish List

Are you wondering what to get me for Christmas?  Here is my wish list:

 I want halitosis, Lyme Disease, and Herpes.  And, if I'm lucky and stay under that mistletoe long enough, maybe I'll get Mono.


*MARY* said...

I'll get you mono if you get me the ebola virus.

(I'm so surprised that's not a Japanese company)

Kiersten said...

Goodness, I like you! And man, if I were in a Christmas gift exchange group, I would want to have you. What a cheap gift!

And referencing your next post, when my daughter was three, she watched as I changed my one-year-old son's diaper. After a minute, she said, "His bummy is like a crazy finger."


Kristina P. said...

Thanks for commenting on my blog! And yes, the word VAGISIL is especially large on the box.

I don't know if my blog can handle two token Asian friends, since I have Mary up there, in my blogtourage, but maybe you guys could do an Asian dance off or something, to see who's the domination Asian? A tale as old as time.

Onto my Reader you go. Arigato.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for your comment. I think your are right!....

Lobbie said...

Oh my gosh I totally love this website. My friend sent it to me last year and it's freakin hilarious.

Let us be blog-stalking friends, no? I have a token black friend and a token Jewish friend, but I don't have a token Asian friend and I think it would give me some clout. I also lived in Japan for a year so I can make all kinds of stupid remarks about how I "get Asians."

michellejohnnie said...

You are strange!!!!