My husband came from the house into the garage and said, "I'm going to shut this garage door for a minute so I can get the christmas tree stuff down and put away..."
"Okay," I responded, but he wasn't done speaking.
"...and so I can get some peace and quiet around here!"
The garage door slowly lowered over his haughty smirk, and when it shut, he yelled, "Finally! A man can think! That woman just won't stop yapping!"