Store clerk: Are you buying stuff for food storage? Too bad you missed the huge sale last week.
Caucasian guy: You are so lucky. I have to work my [bum] off to get accepted into grad school, but they'll accept you in a heartbeat just because you are a minority and you're a girl.
Store clerk: I bought some of those. They didn't taste very good.
Guy to girl on a date: I want to join the Air Force and die in a fiery plane crash.
Friend: Judging from the size of your baby, I would expect your [hands in front of chest] to be HUGE.
Polynesian guy to me: Your baby should have been my kid.
Older woman to unrelated younger man: Your rear end looks just like your father's.
What have people said to/around you?