Saturday, February 14, 2009

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not.

How to tell your man's level of affection for you.

If he gives you:

*Chocolates in a heart-shaped box--he loves you.

*Chocolates in a pumpkin-shaped box--he loves you not.

*Flowers--he loves you.

*Grocery list with "Flowers" written on it--he loves you not.

*A Valentine's card--he loves you.

*A Valentine's sticky-note--he loves you not.

*Romantic dinner for two--he loves  you.

*The telephone number for Domino's pizza--he loves you not.

*A gift certificate--he loves you.

*A coupon--he loves you not.

*A love note--he loves you.

*A text message--he loves you not.

*Jewelry in a tiny box--he loves you.

*Jewelry in a plastic sack--he loves you not.

*He gives you nothing, but the warmest hug, and loving kiss--

He loves you.

Happy Valentine's Day!


Pam C. said...

Happy Valentine's Day.

michellejohnnie said...

Actually, that list is more descriptive of me. I am the insensitive one who doesn't buy gifts. Poor husband of mine!