Friend: Did you speak a lot of [Asian] growing up?
Me: Not really. Mostly things like, "time to eat," or "go to the bathroom," or "I am going to spank your butt."
Friend: Really? So your mom would never speak [Asian] with your dad?
Me: She would, but it's mostly stuff her friends told me never to repeat.
Friend: Your dad didn't get mad?
Me: No, my dad doesn't speak [Asian].
Friend: I just figured since he was Asian and married your mom that he would speak it too.
Me: Um...my dad isn't Asian.
Friend: Your dad is TOTALLY Asian.
Me: No, he's not.
Friend: Yes he is. He has jet black hair. He has dark skin.
Me: What, so everyone who has black hair is Asian? And of course he is dark. He has been working out in the yard all summer. He doesn't even LOOK Asian!
Friend: [Token], I have SEEN your dad. He is Asian. He even wears traditional Asian clothing. Remember, that night we talked to him at your house?
Me: That was a bathrobe!
Friend: He speaks with an accent!
Me: He is from the South!
Friend: Whatever! I don't believe you. Your dad is Asian.
Do YOU think my dad is Asian?