Sunday, December 28, 2008

But I won't do that....

Here are a few things I won't allow myself to do on principle...

-Whiten my teeth
-Get cosmetic surgery (unless it is reconstructive surgery because of burn/accident/illness)
-Wear high-heels (mostly because I look ridiculous in them, but I refuse to look ridiculous on principle)
-Use the term "with every fiber of my being"
-Drink energy drinks
-Deep fry food
-Drive my husband's car
-Take pain medication
-Wear jewelry

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Here are a few things I won't allow myself to do even though I am Asian:



-Dress up for Black Tie events.





-Blow-dry my hair





-Sit on my head





-Bleach my hair





-Wear foundation 





-Ride a bike with friends




-Eat money





I refrain...


...yet it goes against every fiber of my Asian being!

4 comments:

Tiffany said...

I'm a new reader here, and I really want you to be my token Asian friend. Even though I sort of have one already.

Karin said...

No pain meds? Really?

Token Asian Friend said...

About the pain meds...it's because I am sensitive to prescription pain medicine. And, I watch too much "Intervention."

Kristina P. said...

TAF, I completely agree about the meds. Seriously, the Nyquil is what I can do. That's what working with drug addicts everyday for 10 years does to you.

And I'm a little disappointed about the eating money. Too bad.