-Whiten my teeth
-Get cosmetic surgery (unless it is reconstructive surgery because of burn/accident/illness)
-Wear high-heels (mostly because I look ridiculous in them, but I refuse to look ridiculous on principle)
-Use the term "with every fiber of my being"
-Drink energy drinks
-Deep fry food
-Drive my husband's car
-Take pain medication
-Wear jewelry
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Here are a few things I won't allow myself to do even though I am Asian:
-Dress up for Black Tie events.
-Blow-dry my hair
-Sit on my head
-Bleach my hair
-Wear foundation
-Ride a bike with friends
-Eat money
I refrain...
...yet it goes against every fiber of my Asian being!
4 comments:
I'm a new reader here, and I really want you to be my token Asian friend. Even though I sort of have one already.
No pain meds? Really?
About the pain meds...it's because I am sensitive to prescription pain medicine. And, I watch too much "Intervention."
TAF, I completely agree about the meds. Seriously, the Nyquil is what I can do. That's what working with drug addicts everyday for 10 years does to you.
And I'm a little disappointed about the eating money. Too bad.
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