Friday, September 12, 2008

So Stereotypical of me!

Sometimes, people choose not to make fun of other ethnic groups because they could be labeled as a racist.  I don't have that fear.  I choose not to make fun of ANYONE because I don't want to get beat up.  I'm small-boned.  And, Unlike ALL OTHER Asians, I have not been trained in the art of the Ninja, Gong-fu, Taekwondo, Jujitsu, or Feng-Shui.  I guess, if ever confronted, I could Tai-Chi my enemy into submission until they reach a state of mental calm and clarity.  Then, we could fly kites, shoot off some fireworks, talk about Computer Science, and play Mahjong over a steamy bowl of noodle soup. Being Asian is the BEST!!!  That's not being racist, that is being ethnocentric.


JBSquared said...

Wow, that's funny. I make fun of EVERYONE regardless of race or sex. (See how PC I am?) Actually, I'm sure my sacrasm is just based on jealousy, since I am plain vanilla.

I am really enjoying your blog, although I do already have a token asian friend of my own. She has taught me much about the ancient sacred art of Karaoke. Maybe I will introduce you.

M&B said...

This is my all-time favorite anonymous Asian mommy blog. Write on!