Thursday, March 4, 2010
Why teens and Adults should not be friends on facebook:
Teenage Facebook Friend: Wouldn't it be ironic if you died choking on a lifesaver?
Me: That is why they have the holes in the center.
Teenage Facebook Friend: What???
Me: The hole is there so that if it gets caught in your throat, you can still breathe...through the hole.
Teenage Facebook Friend: ?
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No, seriously kid. In twenty years, that will make sense.
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Do you think if I was choking on a piece of ice, I'd be able to hold my breath long enough for the ice to melt and save my life?
It depends... Is it crushed ice, an icicle, a cube of ice, A tube of ice, or glacial ice, or dry ice?
So funny that you wrote that. Last month a friend of mine posted on facebook that her six year old son got a lifesaver stuck in his throat. When they finally got it out, he said, "If that had been a jolly rancher I could have died."
Yeah, without a hole you wouldn't be able to put a straw through it to breathe. Or a tracheotomy.
Seriously, that is one stupid teenager, and cannot speak for the rest of us as a whole.
but seriously, don't you hate it when you think you've said something witty/profound, and all you get in reply is a petty "?".
guess what token? BYU doesn't want me! It must be all this arrogance.
Micah --- That's happened to me before. It's not a really pleasant experience but kind of cool to feel it melting. Of course, it was just standard ice-cube tray ice. No guarantees it would work for glacial or dry ice. =)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Funny!
My teenaged neighbor posted on FB the other day that she made the "cheer skwad". It was really hard not to say anything besides congratulations. ;)
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