Always refer to him as a super-hero, like "Captain Tree-Hugger."
Encourage him to bond with nature.
Always avoid the appearance of evil.
If you want him to grow up to be a man, you need to let him get his hands dirty...
...But he also must know when to be proper.
Let the father teach him by example.
Help him ride the waves of life.
When he asks you to paint his nails, always make sure he is wearing a tough guy shirt.