If you went to a political party convention, and saw a lady taking notes with crayon,
If you were on a long distance flight to an Asian country and witnessed a mother holding the hand of her child who wet his/her pants while waiting for the lavatory,
If you went curling and saw a squatting pregnant woman push a curling stone across the ice like a child would push a bowling ball,
If you went driving down the street and saw a sister missionary's skirt fly up onto her face while riding a bike,
If you were at Costco and watched a mother turn her back on her cart full of 50 lb. bags of rice (and 1 year old child) only to see it crash into a car 5 stalls down at a high rate of speed and leave a huge dent,
If you were at pre-school and watched the mother cry like a baby as she left her child on the first day of school,
If you were in a Las Vegas buffet line and watched a woman hide behind a potted plant to throw up in a cup,
Then I don't believe we have officially met.
Hi, I'm Token Asian Friend.