Here is a little quiz to see how well you know me. I will answer in a couple of days. Until then, guess away!
1. What is the most typically Asian thing I do?
a) Drink soup from the bowl
b) Cut in line
c) Drive with an Asian tassel hanging from my rear view mirror.
d) Point with my middle finger
2. Which one of these statements is not true?
I can relate with the following Arrested Development character because...
a) Tobias, because I used to wear running shorts under my clothes
b) George Michael, because I had a crush on my cousin
c) Maeby, because I always did the opposite of what my parents asked me to do
d) Oscar, because I lived in a trailer
3. What am I most obsessed about?
a) My meds
b) Making sure my children's outfits match each other
c) Driving right at the speed limit
d) Putting things in rainbow color order
4. Which of these do I find most creepy?
a) Jack from Jack in the Boxb) The King from Burger King
c) Ronald McDonald
d) Wendy's red ponytails.
5. What did I not do last week?
a) Read my new camera's entire instruction manual
b) Look at stars and the moon through my telescope
c) Save a child from drowning
d) Re-string my Rubik's Magic
6. What was my first job?
a) McDonalds at front counter
b) Nanny/cook/maid (It was originally just supposed to be nanny)
c) Credit card application extractor
d) Third Party Verifier
7. Which one of these do I find the most annoying?
a) Sid the Science Kidb) Martha the dog
c) Spongebob Squarepants
8. Which am I not?
d) a winker
9. What phrase do I not use when referring to my kids?
a) The skinny one
b) The white one
c) The chubby one
d) The dark one
10. How did I meet my husband?
b) His mission
c) Teaching English
d) Singles Ward
What about YOU?