My clothes that I've had since college are beginning to wear out. By clothes, I mean the free shirts I got for being in nerd programs (including, but not limited to my "I am a Biohazard" T-shirt, and my "BURP--Biology Undergraduate Research Program" T-shirt). And by wear out, I mean they are one wash away from becoming a necklace.
So, I have a few choices.
a) I could go sign up for a bunch of credit cards and get more free t-shirts.
b) I could cut up the college shirts, make a quilt, and then wear the quilt.
c) I could buy larger clothes for my daughter(s) and share with them, because middle aged women look good in . . . High School Musical stuff.
d) I could take in my maternity clothes.
e) I could buy new clothes, but shopping for myself frustrates me. I usually end up looking like this.
I call this one, "Ellen Degeneres goes to Church"
Don't get me wrong, I like to try cute things on, but as soon as I do, I think, "This is not me."
I just need something that screams, "TOKEN ASIAN FRIEND."