The consonants K, R, and L and the combination TH would cease to exist.
Trail mix would contain only M&Ms.
Everyone walking to the bathroom would be doing the potty dance.
Everyone would own their own mini battery-powered mustang.
There would be only top bunks.
It would be a rule to make up rules while the games are played.
Our tongues would constantly be blue.
Everything would be fair, but we would all complain that it's not.
We would work for candy.
We could wear pajamas everywhere!
Yelling and fighting would be acceptable, as long as we are just pretending.
Bathtubs would have water slides.
Snot would constantly run out of everyones noses, yet Kleenex would somehow go bankrupt.
We would motivate with threats, "If you don't finish that project by five o'clock today, you can't come to my birthday party."
Our meals would be string cheese, and our beverages--Otter Pops!
Sounds like a little piece of heaven on earth, doesn't it?