Wednesday, December 30, 2009

My poor brother.


When my brother keeps his hair short, he looks a lot like Tiger Woods. That used to be a good thing.

Lately, he's been styling it differently. When I saw him at Christmas, I kept trying to pinpoint who he looked like.

Finally, it came to me, and I blurted it out, "You look like Jon Gosselin from 'Jon and Kate Plus Eight!'"

So sad that the only famous Half-Asian men to compare him to are scummy husbands.


10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Poor guy! Does he have a wife?

Jamie said...

WAIT! I think we have the same brother! Seriously, we have always called my bro. Tiger Woods. Maybe we'll stop now.

Token Asian Friend said...

Yes, my brother is married and his wife loves his new look.

We used to say he looked like Keanu Reeves (I may have misspelled that), but we stopped after we realized what a bad actor he was.

Kristina P. said...

Maybe he can aim for Spencer Pratt next!

kellebelle said...

That is sad. Maybe given a little time people will be saying to their half-Asian men, "Hey, you look like [TAF's Brother]!" And that will be a COMPLIMENT instead of a downer.

that raven chick said...

tiger woods isn't half-asian... he's Cablinasian!!

Courtney said...

I ditto kellebelle's comment!

Payne Family said...

Poor Guy!

Lar. said...

I say poor wife. It's doomed for failure. ;D

Lar. said...

So, I never watched the show and had never seen Jon Gosselin until I read this blog. All I can say is "WOW" quite the similarities.