My poor brother.

When my brother keeps his hair short, he looks a lot like Tiger Woods. That used to be a good thing.

Lately, he's been styling it differently. When I saw him at Christmas, I kept trying to pinpoint who he looked like.

Finally, it came to me, and I blurted it out, "You look like Jon Gosselin from 'Jon and Kate Plus Eight!'"

So sad that the only famous Half-Asian men to compare him to are scummy husbands.

Be honest...

Is it wrong to give your kids Christmas cookies, caramel popcorn, and chocolate covered pretzels for breakfast?

Cartoons are going downhill!

While watching "Little Einsteins"...

Leo (of "Little Einsteins"): The boy had a magic Christmas box. All he had to do was make a wish, and his Christmas gift appeared in the box. If you had a magic Christmas box, what would you wish for?

Daughter: A Barbie. No, wait, MAKE-UP!

(pause)

Leo: Cool! I would wish for that too!

Daughter: HUH?!?

I wasn't at all surprised. I always wondered about that Leo.

The ornaments

My baby plucks the ornaments from the tree,
Like fruit to be harvested.

And then he turns and throws them at me.
Like the enemy to be targeted.