Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Why I hit my husband, part II


On our way home from a recent date:



Husband: When we get home, could you massage my back?

Me: No. That is why you bought that massage chair.

Husband: No. That's why I bought you dinner.

7 comments:

Pam C. said...

Sounds justifiable.

Robert and Sherry Leal said...

My husband is a chef and is on his feet all day. His shoes were old and for that reason (I was told) he "needed" me to rub his feet every night after work. Finally, he bought new shoes. With the new insoles, they were a total of $300. When I scoffed at the price, I was told it was really for me--so I wouldn't have to rub his feet. So, why do I still hear him asking me to rub his feet every night? Because, like your husband, he's a man. He's a master of justification...and he really believes it.

five-one-and-a-half said...

OOOOH I would double slap him for that one :)

Brooklyn said...

That's awesome, I'm gonna have to try that one on Devin!

Miss Frazzled said...

Do you ever MAKE him dinner? Do you get a massage for that?

michelle@somedaycrafts said...

Sounds familiar!

melmommy said...

I laughed my head off and have shared this with several people. Ryan thought it was the best come back.

Are you still mad at me?