Sometimes I rap (in my head.)
Why is it all the food I like is never good?
I never order entrees that I know I should.
The choice between fried or steamed isn't hard to make.
Neither is the choice between nothing or cake.
But as soon as I order that caloric meal
There's an annoying feeling I begin to feel.
Have you ever had a bite?
Guilt's the anti-flavor.
Instead of saying, "Yum!"
Your brain yells, "Calories!"
Every time you try a taste
You think of all the inches
In your ever
By the time main course is through
The guilt begins to calculate
You'll. Have. To. Do.
The next round will make you frown.
Yes, you'll order the dessert
But you'll have
To. Choke. It. Down.
Bi's and Tri's
Hips. And. Thighs.
Resulting in a body that is lean and built.
All because you eat your meals.
With. A. Side. Of....