I can write a country song

(I've always wanted to be a song writer :)

Well my dad's from the south;

my mom's southern, too.

But from different hemispheres

which you 'ready knew-ew-ew.

I can write a country song.

I can speak with a drawl,

I can sing with a twang,

I can write thoughtful lyrics

and rhyme most any-tha-ang.

I can write a country song.

I can sing about trucks;

'cuz we owned a Nissan.

I can sing about drinkin'

root beer on the lawn.

And I know about boyfriends,

my friends had a bunch.

I can sing about dogs

'cuz we ate them for lu-u-unch.

(Hot-dogs, that is)

I can write a country song.

I've done tons of huntin'

and fishin' and bowlin'

and swimming in moonlight,

drivin' out of control and

I've been in my fair share

of brawls and fist fights

and I'm getting tons better

playin' those Wii games at night.

And that's why...

I can write a country song.

But I have to admit

I am out of the norm.

I can write up a song,

but I can not perform.

'Cuz you have to admit,

it would seem kinda funky

if you went to a show 

to watch an Asian sing country...

But... 

I can write a country song.