Friday, January 20, 2012

Things you will only hear at my house.

Kid: Mom, what are we having for dinner?

Me: Spaghetti.

Kid: Oh! That's why the chopsticks are on the table!


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Neighbor Kid: [Token Asian Friend], you don't look like yourself since you got your hair cut.

Me: If I don't look like myself, then who DO I look like?

Neighbor Kid: (long thoughtful pause)
Dora.


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Kid: Mom, what are you eating?

Me: Fuzzy Meat, Fried Gluten, and Spicy Bamboo with rice.

Kid: Mmmmmmmm! I want some! I want my own bowl of it!

3 comments:

Pam C. said...

Your house sounds so entertaining.

Aunt Spicy said...

I have been reading your conversation snippets and they are hilarious! what a great life you have!

Rachaeldaisy said...

These conversations really made me laugh!! So funny!!