Kid: Mom, what are we having for dinner?
Me: Spaghetti.
Kid: Oh! That's why the chopsticks are on the table!
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Neighbor Kid: [Token Asian Friend], you don't look like yourself since you got your hair cut.
Me: If I don't look like myself, then who DO I look like?
Neighbor Kid: (long thoughtful pause)
Dora.
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Kid: Mom, what are you eating?
Me: Fuzzy Meat, Fried Gluten, and Spicy Bamboo with rice.
Kid: Mmmmmmmm! I want some! I want my own bowl of it!
Friday, January 20, 2012
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3 comments:
Your house sounds so entertaining.
I have been reading your conversation snippets and they are hilarious! what a great life you have!
These conversations really made me laugh!! So funny!!
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