Which Scooter Speaks to You?

Your scooter is more than just a means of getting from point A to point B,

It is an outward expression of your inner self.

So, tell us...

Which scooter embodies the essence of you?

"Fast, First, and Best"

"The Scooter that adds style to life."

"Good Partner in your life."

"The Friendliest Scooter On Earth"

"For Your Nice Scene"

"Jog is fascinating to you."

"Set me free, let me alone."

"KYMCO brings out the genius in your choice."

"The Scooter form next generational KYMCO."

"No one in the world can be my best partner. Except the zippy difa duke dio tact for new generation."

"The better than than from KYMCO. Better."

"Shuttle in the city jengle, the new, speedy snail clan."

Asian Humor

Here are some funny stickers I found in a book store.

Seriously so funny!!!*

A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*

Genius!!!*

Where do they come up with this stuff?*

(* Written thick with sarcasm)

The past two weeks...

What a fun trip. It was good to be back.

20/20 Hindsight

After watching that stray dog relieve itself on a fruit crate in an Asian morning market,

I began to regret eating my grapes before washing them.

Captivated

What has them so captivated?

?

Maybe if I painted the letters BFI on my face,

they would pay attention to me.

Disclaimer:

These might not all be my children.

These might not be all my children.

These might not be my children at all.

Rough Day

Today was a rough day for one of my kids.

And, today will be a rough day for one of my kids.

(Non-washable two-toned crayon on sister's doll, AFTER I washed it.)

You can't pay me to laugh at that.

Every time I watch . . .

. . . wait, let me rephrase that . . .

Every time I am forced to watch "The Suite Life with Zack and Cody," I become more and more convinced that they are NOT recorded in front of a live studio audience.

{insert pre-recorded fake laughter here}