Token Asian Friend

Child:  Dad has a six pack!  (rubs his father's belly)  A squishy one!

East Side Communities Petition State Prison Relocation Committee for a Proposed Prison Location along the Wasatch Mountain Range. Decem...

Kid A:  Mom!  [Kid B] and [Kid C] are eating candy! Kid B:  But, Mom!  [Kid C] was sad, so I gave [Kid C] a piece of candy.  Then I was s...

Kid: Mom, what are we having for dinner? Me: Spaghetti. Kid: Oh! That's why the chopsticks are on the table! ..........................

"It's picture day tomorrow," I told my preschool age son. "What would you like to wear for your pictures?" "Hm...

My three year old came running out of his room last night saying, "Mommy, I'm scared!" "Why are you scared?" He ...

Even if I had all of the money in the world, I would still never ever ever ever  EVER buy these. (Look again.  You may have missed ...