Monday, April 13, 2009

Accents


My teacher looked up and said, "Who can recite the numbers one through ten in [Asian]?"

The students in [Asian] 1010 sat there silently, eyes fixed on anything but the teacher.  I raised my hand (because I was a nerd).

"Yes, [Asian Name]."

I began to recite the numbers.  As soon as I had finished, she began to laugh.

"Who taught you those numbers?"

"My mom."

"She must be from [region] because you speak [Asian] with a very thick [region] accent."

I was shocked.  Mostly because she could hear that accent over my very thick American accent.

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While visiting my father's family in the south, I asked my cousin a question that I have often wondered.

"Where we are from, we call your accent a 'southern accent.'  What do you guys call our accent?"

He looked around, and then said with a laugh, "Ya'll talk like a buncha Yankees."

I didn't see that one coming.



4 comments:

  1. The number one question I got in Tennessee with my straight Utah accent was "Where y'all from girl? You talk funny."

    Funny, I would think. I was thinking the same thing about you!Here's from one Yankee to another. =)

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  2. I'm often teased that I don't have an Asian accent or the ability to mimic one.

    I was born in the States!

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  3. While serving as a missionary in the north of France, I was one day doing some street contacting with another sister missionary who was born and raised in the south of France. While introducing myself and my companion to a contact, I mentioned that I was from the US, but she was native French. The contact replied that her accent was worse than mine.

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  4. HA!! funny thing. At the bus stop today, a russian girl was teaching me how to say "how are you" (formal) in Russian. Despite my vain attempts, I had failed miserably. When I asked her how I sounded she told me I had a thick Japanese accent. Which is convenient because I am not Japanese! (sarcasm)

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