Today, my husband said to a room filled with people, "Hello. Let me introduce myself. My name is [his name], and I am a Pisces. I am [age] years old. My wife is sitting over there, and she is (reflective pause) older than me. We have [x number] of children and quite possibly the fattest baby in the ward."
Would it hurt to be a little less honest?
That's my boy!
ReplyDeleteSounds too familiar...:)
ReplyDeleteAt least you can take comfort in the fact that he's not a liar.
ReplyDeleteMy husband would love your husband's personality! In fact, it sounded like what my husband says - except he tells people I am 5 years older than I am!
ReplyDeleteWow, your hubby sounds as honest as my three year old. Yesterday she said, "mommy you have a big bum, can we cut it in half to make it a little bum?"
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