Wednesday, October 8, 2008

My Christmas Wish List

Are you wondering what to get me for Christmas?  Here is my wish list:

 I want halitosis, Lyme Disease, and Herpes.  And, if I'm lucky and stay under that mistletoe long enough, maybe I'll get Mono.

6 comments:

  1. I'll get you mono if you get me the ebola virus.

    (I'm so surprised that's not a Japanese company)

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  2. Goodness, I like you! And man, if I were in a Christmas gift exchange group, I would want to have you. What a cheap gift!

    And referencing your next post, when my daughter was three, she watched as I changed my one-year-old son's diaper. After a minute, she said, "His bummy is like a crazy finger."

    Indeed.

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  3. Thanks for commenting on my blog! And yes, the word VAGISIL is especially large on the box.

    I don't know if my blog can handle two token Asian friends, since I have Mary up there, in my blogtourage, but maybe you guys could do an Asian dance off or something, to see who's the domination Asian? A tale as old as time.

    Onto my Reader you go. Arigato.

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  4. Thanks for your comment. I think your are right!....

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  5. Oh my gosh I totally love this website. My friend sent it to me last year and it's freakin hilarious.

    PS
    Let us be blog-stalking friends, no? I have a token black friend and a token Jewish friend, but I don't have a token Asian friend and I think it would give me some clout. I also lived in Japan for a year so I can make all kinds of stupid remarks about how I "get Asians."

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